Saturday, December 6, 2008

Storm Troopers

I have this fascination with Storm Troopers. Yes, it feels good to finally say it out loud in cyberspace. I am a Storm Trooper fan, junkie, whatever you want to call it -- I'm obsessed! I don't know if it's the menacing helmet, the stylish high boots, the sexy tool belt, or that oh so obvious athletic supporter slash banana hammock...purrrrrrrrrrrrrr....but the Storm Trooper makes me wanna purr like a kitty in heat. Phew! Just thinking about it makes my pits break out with sweat.

Speaking of pit sweat (a.k.a all things stinky)...I've noticed that ever since I got back from vacation, my farts are especially stinky. It's not just me. Pudge's farts have been rather ripe as well. We think that we may have been infected with some kind of stomach bacteria while on vacation. My money is on the food on the plane. The shrimp cocktail/sushi seemed suspicious. Fortunately, we've gotten progressively better in the last few days (farts not so stinky) so hopefully it's not too long before our farts smell like a bed or roses again! Heheheheh :).

I know what you're thinking....how lucky you are that I shared this piece of information with all you bloggers out there! Hahaha!